Unfiltered Story #207118

(A phone call.)

Me: Thank you for calling *place* How can I help you?

Caller: Are ya’ll in Nashville?

Me: …Um, no, sir, we’re in *city*, Illinois.

(Another call.)

Me: Thank you for calling *place* How can I help you?

Caller: Are ya’ll next to the baseball field?

Me: …Um, no, sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: Oh, ya’ll aren’t in Nashville?

Me: No, sir, we’re in *city* Illinois?

(Yet another call.)

Me: Thank you for calling *place* How can I help you?

Caller: Hi can I speak with *name*?

Me: I’m sorry? There is no one here by that name.

Caller: …are you sure? There should be.

Me: No, sir, there is no one here by that name, you may have called the wrong number.

(Turns out Google had listed *our* number for a totally different location…in Nashville, TN. It was fixed pretty quickly once I found that out. Does no one check the area codes???)