Unfiltered Story #195976

, , | Unfiltered | June 9, 2020

(I answer the phone.)

Me: “Produce department, this is [My Name]. How can I help you?”

Caller: “Hi, uh, I was wondering if y’all had any watermelons left?”

Me: “That depends. We do have seedless watermelon, but we’re out of the ones that have seeds.”

(There is a long pause.)

Caller: “So…do you have watermelon?”

Me: *facepalm* “Yes…”