Unfiltered Story #194443

This story is entitled: The Crazy Liver Man.

We serve food at our bar, including an all-day breakfast. There is a big sign up on the bar describing what it is: 2 sausages, 2 hash browns, egg and beans or tomatoes with toast.

One afternoon a man comes to the bar:

Me: Hello there sir, how can I help you?

Man: I want an all day breakfast *points at sign* does it come with liver?

Me: No sorry, it comes with *reads sign*

Man: Breakfasts usually come with liver.

Me: Sorry we don’t serve liver.

Man: But they usually come with liver, as well as sausages *reads out rest on sign very slowly and appears to be getting angry*

Me: We don’t do liver here, sorry.

Man: It should come with liver, can you go and check?

Me: *realising there’s a line of customers forming* we’ve never done liver here. The Swan hotel might have it.

Man: This is disgusting, an all day breakfast should have liver on it. I’m shocked.

Me: Is there anything else you’d like?

Man: I suppose I’ll just have a bap then, but I guess you don’t have liver so I’ll just have ham.