Unfiltered Story #193723

, , , | Unfiltered | May 1, 2020

(I’m working in the box office of a local theater when an older man walks up to me.)

Me: Hey there. What can I do for you?

Customer: Hi. Do you have tickets for sporting events?

(We sometimes have special live events for UFC fights and whatnot, so this isn’t an odd request for us. I ask for fora date and start searching my monitor for anything of the like.)

Customer: Oh, I don’t mean at the show.

Me: Not at the show?

Customer: Yes.

Me: So you want tickets for an event at an actual sports stadium?

Customer: Yes.

Me: …We don’t have tickets for that. You’ll need to get them through the actual stadium.

Customer: Oh. Well, alright then.