Unfiltered Story #190322

(I work overnight as maintenance for a well known big box store. Part of my duties is to go out after lunch and fetch carts in, this happened at around 3 AM one night.)

I just got outside and was waiting for the rest of my team when six customers came out.

Me: Have a nice day!*smiling*
Customers: Thanks…

They head to their car and get in while I start grabbing stray carts, the next thing I hear is:

Male Customer from the Group: WE’RE GOING TO HAVE GROUP SEX!!

I look across the lot at a coworker coming in from lunch and ask her if that really just happened, which she nodded in agreement to before we both laughed and went back to work.