Unfiltered Story #127652

(I’m a ride operator at an amusement park. On the ride I work, it is possible for the guests to get wet because it is water themed.)

Guest: Um, excuse me? Can I put my bag somewhere so it doesn’t get wet?

Me: I’m sorry, ma’am, but due to how small this area is, and due to fire safety rules, you can’t put your bag on the ground.

Guest: You mean you don’t have lockers to hold my stuff during the ride?

Me: No, I’m afraid we don’t.

Guest: But, I have a cell phone in my bag!!! It CAN’T get wet!!

(after she angrily leaves, I turn to a co-worker)

Me: Man, I really wanted to say: Oh, wow, you’re the first person to ever get on this ride with a cell phone! I guess we can make an exception for you, your majesty.