Unfiltered Story #127647

, , | Unfiltered | November 26, 2018

(I work in a small indie bookshop. Small, but not miniscule.)
Customer, wandering over from the children’s books: Are the adult books upstairs?
(There is no upstairs)
Me: No, ma’am. So what kind of book are you looking for?
Customer: The REAL LITERATURE.
Me: Okay, so fiction is going to be all along here. Mystery is in the middle, best sellers–
Customer: That’s all?
Me: We’re a small store.
Customer: Well, I read a lot, so I’m sure I’ve read all of those.
(Then she asked me for directions to all our competitors. I gave very helpful directions and now she’s their problem. Sorry, guys!)

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