Unfiltered Story #122319

I’m working the front desk of a small local library when a somewhat disheveled older women comes in. She ask to become a member of the library and as I’m giving her the application she starts this conversation:

Women: When are you do?
Me: What?
Women: When. are. you. do?
Me: I’m not pregnant ma’ma.
Women: Oh, well you look pregnant…I guess your just chubby.

Needless to say it was very awkward moment while I was putting her information into our system.