Unfiltered Story #122324

, , , | Unfiltered | October 4, 2018

ME: “Thank you for calling [Bookstore]. This is [My Name], how may I help you?”

CALLER: “Do you sell pornography?”

(I can tell this is a teenage kid trying to prank me, but instead of calling him out on it, I decide to give great customer service.)

ME: “I suppose to depends on your definition of pornography, but we do have a sexuality section for books and several men’s sophisticates magazines such as Playboy and Penthouse. Is there something you’re looking for in particular?”

CALLER: “Are you down with that?”

ME: “I’m sorry, did you just ask me if I’m down with that?”

CALLER: (Obviously flustered that his joke isn’t working.) “Uh… no.”

ME: “Is there anything else I can help you with?”

CALLER: “Uh… no.”

ME: “Thank you for calling and have a great day.”

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