You Have A Special Relationship With This Class
High School | Learning
| October 5, 2016
(My ninth-grade literature class is about to start studying Hamlet, and the teacher has us start off with a few class discussion questions. Note that I am one of the quietest students in class.)
Teacher: *reading question* “You are in love with your brother’s wife, and you are pretty sure she loves you back. You know your brother will never agree to a divorce. What do you do?”
Me: *immediately and rather loudly* “Threesome!”
(Cue an extremely weirded-out class.)
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