No Knives Over The Chives
(My sister and I go out to dinner at a fast food chain. It’s almost empty, save for us and a small family. My sister gets a baked potato as a side. When we get our food, the cashier notices something.)
Cashier: “Oh, s***! There’s no chives!”
Sister: “Oh, that’s fine. I don’t really care for them.”
Cashier: “What? Are you sure? We can get you something else if you want.”
Sister: “Nah, it’s not a big deal. It’s fine how it is.”
Cashier: “All right, uh, okay. Usually people throw a fit about this stuff.”
Sister: “Oh yeah, I used to work at [Other Chain]. We got them all the time.”
(The cashier insisted on refunding half my sister’s food, but she refused to accept it.)