Won’t Be Roped Into It
(My boyfriend and I are spending a night at home with a bottle of wine. At this point he’s had about a glass and a half and is saying whatever comes to mind.)
Me: “I think my boobs are too big.”
Boyfriend: “I don’t think so.”
Me: “Really?”
Boyfriend: “Yeah. They don’t, like, choke you in the night or anything, do they?”
Me: “…”
Boyfriend: “OH! When you’re 60 you could jump rope with them!”
Me: “The h***, man?”
Boyfriend: “We could double dutch!”
(After he’s said the last bit he looks very pleased with himself and goes back to the wine.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?