Who Says Romance Is Dead(pool)?

(I am generally a non-romantic, geeky-type girl. My boyfriend and I are out for a Valentine’s beer. I spot someone wearing a hooded sweatshirt that zips over the face to make the wearer look like Boba Fett from ‘Star Wars.’)

Me: “Check that awesomeness out!”

Boyfriend: “Holy S***, that’s GREAT!”

Me: *now disenchanted* “It would be better if it was Deadpool.”

Boyfriend: *stares at me in disbelief*

Me: “What?”

Boyfriend: *gleefully* “Are you really my girlfriend?!”