When You Have The Standard Response Locked

Caller: “I’ve locked my keys in the trunk!”

Me: “Are the doors locked?”

Caller: “Are you serious?”

Me: “It happens enough times that it’s our standard first question to your query.”

Caller: “I think I would have checked—”

I hear the sound of a car door opening

Caller: “—the… doors…”

Me: “Congratulations. Now just pop the trunk. Have I resolved your issue to your satisfaction?”

Caller: “…”

Me: “Sir?”

Caller: *Click* 

I took that as a yes.