When Spooning Turns Bad
(My boyfriend—who has never been much of a cook—has decided to make me a bowl of porridge one morning while I get ready for work.)
Boyfriend: “Do you want a spoon, or a fork?”
Me: “Er…a spoon, I would think..?”
*silence*
Boyfriend: “I might give you a fork…and maybe a knife too…”
(Needless to say, I made my own breakfast after that!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?