What Would Jesus Wear?

(I’m getting a midnight snack while my sister is messing on the family laptop. Note that I’m also female.)

Sister: “You’re not wearing pants.”

Me: *looks at my granny-panties and big T-shirt* “So?”

Sister: “So Jesus would be ashamed.”

Me: “Jesus didn’t wear pants.”

Sister: “He wore a robe.”

Me: “But he didn’t wear pants.”

Sister: “He’d still be ashamed.”

Me: “Let one who is without sin, cast the first stone.”

Sister: *throws an empty soda bottle at me*

Me: *glares*

Sister: “What? It’s not a stone.”