Well, At Least You Asked First
I’ve been sick for about a week and have gotten several scam calls during this period — all appearing to be from the same scam effort. As my condition declines, so too does my tolerance for bulls***, culminating in this call.
Scammer: “Hello, sir, this is Microsoft Tech Support. I’m calling to—”
Me: “Could I ask you to stop right there?”
Scammer: “Sir?”
I move the phone away from my mouth for a moment for a sneeze that leaves my ears ringing like a gunshot.
Scammer: “Gesundheit.”
Me: “Thank you. One question: are you allowed to hang up on someone if they’re being abusive?”
Scammer: “I… Yes, sir.”
Me: “Glad to hear it. Now, I know it’s a scam, and I’m sick of you f***ers wasting my time while I’m trying to R&R. How many of you guys do I have to call a**holes before you add me to the do-not-call list?”
Scammer: “…Good day, sir.” *click*
I stopped getting calls running that scam.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?