We All Know Who Is Bringing Home The Bacon In This Relationship
(I have brought home some sort of artisan smoked bacon gouda. My boyfriend reads the package and sneers disdainfully.)
Boyfriend: “This bacon-everything craze is overrated. It’s probably gross.”
Me: “Yeah, but it was half-off clearance, so I figured why not?”
(I say this, turning my back momentarily. I turn back around to see my boyfriend, eyes dilated with the remains of the package that looks like it’s been ravaged by a raccoon.)
Boyfriend: “Can… can you get more?”
Me: “Did you even save me any?!”
Boyfriend: “NO!” *snarls, backing away and gathering his beard crumbs possessively*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
