Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 19

(My boyfriend and I are watching a zombie show.)

Me: “Hey babe, what would you do if I got bitten by a zombie?”

Boyfriend: “I would have to kill you. I would break the one rule though.”

Me: “What rule is that?”

Boyfriend: “I would wait until you change to kill you. I would want to spend as much time as I could with the actual you before killing zombie you.”

Me: “Aww, that’s actually really sweet!” *stares at his head deliciously* “I wonder if your brain is just as sweet as you are…”