Soda Dream Goes Pop
(I frequently don’t finish all of my soft drinks, and end up pouring them out at the end of the day. It’s late in the evening and my wife picks up a caffeinated soda that I started at lunchtime. If I finish it now, I’ll be awake for hours.)
Wife: “Do you want to finish your soda?”
Me: “Only if you have late-night plans for me and want me awake.”
(She pours it down the drain.)
Me: *sigh*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
