This Bus Is Going Dune Town
Public Transport | Right
| February 9, 2014
(I am on my way home from a video game convention. I am dressed up like Link from Legend of Zelda. It’s about 11:30 at night.)
Bus Driver: “That woman is a ‘Bene Gesserit’ witch. You’ve read Dune, right?”
Passenger #1: “No.”
Me: “I am the ‘Kwisatz Haderach!'”
Passenger #2: “Who said that?”
Me: “I did. Link said that.”
Passenger #2: *pause* “That’s fair.”
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
