This All Seems Totally Normal And Not Conspicuous At All

A dude walked out of our store with two flatscreen TVs. He snuck in the back to get them, so they didn’t have the security bands wrapped around them, but again, he had two, so he was instantly suspicious-looking.

I saw him up at the front, and he was soooo focused on making sure the cashiers didn’t see him walk out that he didn’t look directly behind him — where I was working.

He was also wearing head-to-toe Giants gear (he was going to sell the TVs at a baseball game), so it was super easy to ID him later.