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These Kids Lacked Some Parental Guidance

, , , | Right | June 17, 2019

(A young teenager who has purchased tickets to a PG-rated film has just been caught sneaking into an R-rated film. I happen to recall this customer, as I sold him the ticket.)

Me: “Excuse me, sir. Do you have tickets for this film?”

Customer: “Yeah.”

Me: “May I see them?”

Customer: “I left them in the theater.”

Me: “Which theater? We can go find them.”

Customer: “Nah, my cousin has them.”

Me: “You do know you need to be 17 or older to see this film, correct?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “May I see some ID?”

Customer: “I don’t have it.”

Me: “Okay, that is fine. I recall you purchasing a ticket for [Movie]. If you would like to go back in there, that is okay.”

Customer: “F*** you, man.”

Me: “Well, in that case, you’re welcome to head through that door over there.”

(I gesture to the exit.)

Customer: “I want my money back.”

Me: “Sure. If we can get your tickets, we can return them to the box office for a refund.”

Customer: “I don’t want a refund; I want my money back.”

Me: “Well, you can either get your money back or get a refund. Pick one, because they’re both the same thing.”

Customer: “I don’t need this s***. F*** you.”

Me: “Well, in that case, let me walk you to this door.”

(I escorted him out of the building, sans refund.)

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