Their Relationship Sucks

I work in concessions at an artsy movie theater. As with most movie theater concessions, the drinks are very expensive. A couple orders two drinks, and I offer them a way to save some money.

Me: “Would you like to share a drink, since it has free refills?”

Female Customer: “No, thanks. I don’t want to be drinking any of that after my boyfriend.”

Male Customer: “Seriously?! You’ll suck my d**k, but you won’t share a straw?”

And that was the last time I offered THAT to any couple buying two separate drinks!