Their Own Private Joke
(This happens on a class trip to Spain after a girl realizes she left her comb at home.)
Girl: *walks up to front desk* “Do you have any combs?”
Employee: “No hablo Ingles.”
Girl: *in Spanish* “Necesito un pene, por favor.”
Employee: *laughs hysterically*
Girl: *angry* “Hey! Necesito un pene!” *pantomimes brushing hair*
Employee: *realizes what’s going on, takes out comb, and hands it to girl*
Girl: “Sí!”
Employee: “Ese es ‘un peine.'” *That’s ‘un peine.’* “Un pene es…” *points to his privates*
Girl: “Oh. S***!”
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