That’s Not Cute

I am a fine dining chef at a restaurant that serves tasting menus only. During the morning briefing, I see in the comments section of the seating list:

Comment: “This guest is a ‘Cutatarian’.”

The service manager and I are confused since it seems to be an allergy we aren’t aware of. None of the staff knows what it is, so we Google it.

Google: “Cutatarian: somebody that does not eat animals they believe are cute.”

This is why I hate people.