That “Stuff” Is Gross
(My cousin from away has visited us. He has just found out that my brother is gay and is unusually keen to understand more.)
Cousin: *suddenly* “What does it taste like?”
Brother: *lifting his head up from a book and noticing who [Cousin] talking to* “What does what taste like?”
Cousin: “You know, the stuff.”
Brother: “What stuff?”
Cousin: “The… semen?”
Brother: “I’m fourteen.”
Cousin: “So?”
Brother: “I’m a virgin.”
Cousin: “Can’t you taste your own?”
(My brother suddenly had a deer in the headlights moment before retiring to his bedroom. My cousin never got an answer. I still don’t know if he tasted his own “stuff.”)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
