Taking Herself To Where The Sun Don’t Shine

(I’m in a fast food restaurant when two older women sit down at a booth. The booth has two windows beside it, one which is empty and the other which has a big, promotional poster in it.)

Woman #1: “You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to tear down that poster so I can look outside.”

Woman #2: “Well, I can switch with you.”

Woman #1: “No, that’s okay!”

Woman #2: “But I don’t want to look outside! The sun is out there!”