H2-Slow To Realise
(I work at a sno-cone stand for my uncle, and as it is usually very hot, my stand almost always has a line. Customer #1 is sitting at a picnic table off to the side, not in line.)
Customer #1: “Excuse me, can I get a water?”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, in just a moment, after I help this girl with her cone.”
Customer #1: “I don’t care! I’m thirsty and it’s hot. Do you want me to become dehydrated and die?!”
Me: *getting sick of people not waiting in line and expecting service* “Frankly, sir, I don’t care. There is a line, that you can see is quite long, and you are currently at the end of it.”
Customer #1: “WOW! I should tell your boss about how terrible your service is. You’re being a b***!”
Customer #2: *a regular* “Go ahead, dude. It doesn’t matter; that’s her uncle.”