The Problem Is Licked
(I’m finishing up work in my basement office, when my wife and kids come home. My 4-year-old daughter comes directly down to me.)
Daughter: “Daddy, we have a situation!”
Me: *trying not to burst out laughing* “Oh, really? What is it?”
Daughter: “This.”
(She holds up a lid from a single serving ice cream container.)
Me: “Where’d you get that?”
Daughter: “Mommy’s car. I looked all over the car and I can’t find the ice cream anywhere!”
(She sighs heavily, tosses the lid onto the desk next to me and speaks casually.)
Daughter: “Well, now it’s your lid.”
(She walks away to go play.)