The Kindergarten Of Doom
(My mother has recently gotten a health book with descriptions of the symptoms of various common disorders. I’m only 4, but very precocious, and have of course gotten into the book.)
Me: “Mommy, I can’t sleep because I’m too scared!”
Mom: “What are you scared of, honey?”
Me: “Impending doom!”
Mom: “What?!”
(She later discovers that the book has ‘a sense of impending doom’ under the symptoms for ‘panic attack’. I must have read it and been frightened by the unfamiliar term.)