The Kindergarten Of Doom

| Chicopee, MA, USA | Related | September 16, 2012

(My mother has recently gotten a health book with descriptions of the symptoms of various common disorders. I’m only 4, but very precocious, and have of course gotten into the book.)

Me: “Mommy, I can’t sleep because I’m too scared!”

Mom: “What are you scared of, honey?”

Me: “Impending doom!”

Mom: “What?!”

(She later discovers that the book has ‘a sense of impending doom’ under the symptoms for ‘panic attack’. I must have read it and been frightened by the unfamiliar term.)

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