He Has Tissues In His Murse

(I’m a 5’4 Filipino, watching ‘The Lion King’ with my 6’1 British boyfriend. He is extremely manly. All of a sudden, he bursts into tears.)

Me: “Honey, what’s wrong?”

Boyfriend: *still crying* “This is were Mufasa dies, and Simba goes all cute.”

(Pause.)

Boyfriend: “I think I’m on my meriod.”