Not Quite The Cream (Soda) Of The Crop
(My mother and I go to the drive-thru to get a particular brand of drink that isn’t sold at many of the fast food chains. I wouldn’t call it an unusual drink but it’s not the brand’s most popular flavour.)
Mum: “Can I have two brown cream sodas?”
Cashier: “That’s not a thing. We don’t sell that here.”
Mum: “But we buy it here all the time.”
Cashier: “We don’t sell that. Ee only have sarsaparilla. I don’t know why you’re asking for that. It just sounds weird.”
Mum: “Go talk to the other cashier, currently making coffees. He’s sold it to me before.”
(The cashier looks at him and back at us, she does not move.)
Me: “Look at the fridge. I can see it from here. It’s next to the sarsaparilla.”
Cashier: “I don’t know why you want this weird drink.”
Mum: “Look, why don’t you just go over and have a look.”
(Lo and behold, the drinks are there. She picks them up and takes them to the register.)
Cashier: “I don’t know why it’s called brown; this drink is weird.”
(We paid and left, still bewildered at what she had said. For the record, it’s called brown because it is brown.)