Momentarily Shocked
(I’m working the drive-thru at my job, and like many of our lunch rushes, we end up getting slammed that day. Since I’m the only one wearing the headset, I have to put a few customers waiting to place an order on hold.)
Me: “Hi, welcome to [Restaurant]! I’ll be with you in just a moment.”
Customer: “Okay.” *short pause* “Your moment’s up.”
(I’m startled into a brief silence. I’m fairly certain the guy was joking, but in the middle of a rush, I’m never in the mood for jokes.)
Me: *slowly* “Fine. I’ll be with you in thirty seconds.”
Customer: “That’s better.”
(I was actually ready to take their order about ten seconds after that. But because they decided to pull that rude joke, I counted down to exactly thirty seconds before actually taking their order.)