Heavy Metal Meets Rock’n’Roll
(While sitting at a desk behind a divider, helping one of my students read a book, I hear a boy I do not recognize talking to his mentor:)
Boy: “What is metal?”
(Surprised, the mentor stutters for a minute.)
Mentor: “Well, the chair is metal and the table legs are metal; surely he know what metal is!”
Boy: “Are you metal?”
Mentor: “No, dear, I am human.”
Boy: “No? But I am. My head is like a rock.”
(I have no idea who that child was, but he’s awesome.)