I’m cabin crew for an airline and our plane has landed in Cairo, Egypt. We’ve disembarked and my colleagues and I are in the airport terminal waiting for our shuttle to the crew hotel. 

I see a couple of passengers from my flight walking up to the taxi lane:

Passenger: *Pointing at a sign.* “Oh, look! They’re still using hieroglyphics!”

Passenger’s Wife: “Darling, that’s a no smoking sign and a picture of a taxi.”

A user through chat support informs me that no one hears him whenever he talks through Skype calls. I go through the regular troubleshooting steps for almost twenty minutes but nothing seems to work.

User: “Do you think nobody can hear me because I don’t have a microphone?”

Me: “Do you have an internal microphone?”

User: “How can I know?”

Me: “Are you contacting me through a laptop or a PC?”

User: “A PC.”

Me: “Oh… Then please buy a microphone and try again.”

User: “Okay. Thank you.”

Me: “Welcome.”