Skirting Around The Gender Issue

(I am three years old and at the mall with my mom. At one point we both have to go to use the restroom. I am a boy but due to my age my mother takes me into the women’s room with her.)

Me: “We’re in the wrong room.”

Mom: “You’re not old enough to go by yourself so you have to use the same restroom as me.”

Me: “You’re in the wrong room, too.”

Mom: “No, we’re in the right restroom.”

Me: “You’re wearing pants but this is the skirt room.”

(My mom laughed and explained that the signs on the doors meant “men” and “women” and not “pants” and “skirts” like I thought. We still laugh about it to this day.)