Should Have Squid While You Were Ahead

(I’m hanging out with a friend, and we decide to go to a sushi restaurant.)

Me: “The calamari here is really good. Want me to order you any?”

Friend: “No. I love cephalopods too much. Eating octopus would be like eating a cat.”

Me: “Do you mind if I order it for myself, then?”

Friend: “Oh, that’s fine. Go ahead.”

(Later, I get my calamari and start eating it.)

Friend: “Okay, I have to try it.” *she takes a piece of calamari off my plate and eats it* “Dang it! It’s good.”