Witch Answer Will You Choose

| Friendly | April 20, 2016

(We’re in the theater, watching the previews for a movie having to do with witches. The previews at this theater for this movie are old movies and documentaries about witches. This particular bit comes up when the narrator is talking about naked forest meetings. Note that I am a stranger to the two mentioned.)

Narrator: “The witches commune with their dark master by dancing naked in the woods with demons and other foul creatures.”

Girl Two Seats Over: “Heathens.”

Me: “Hot.”

Girl’s Date: *just starts laughing at us*

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