Shoot First, Worry About Living Later

, , | Right | July 13, 2009

(I work for a propane company, and I had the following customer call in one day.)

Me: “Thank you for calling [Company]. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Your d*** tank is hissing at me!”

Me: “Well, that sounds like a gas leak, sir. How large is the leak, and can you see where it’s coming from?”

Customer: “It’s coming from the d*** hole in the tank where I shot it!”

Me: “…you shot the propane tank?”

Customer: “How else was I suppose to get the gas out?”

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