Set Fire, To The Rain

(My first grade teacher was a nun, the grouchy sort. One day, when the teacher was out of the room, the fire alarm went off. The class stood up and filed out of the room and the building, exactly as they had been trained, into the pouring rain. Afterwards…)

Teacher: *to class* “What did you think you were doing? You should know better than that! Nobody would schedule a fire drill when it is raining!”