Schizophrenic Convicts Need Friends Too!
Me: “Hey! This is [Name]. She’s the one I was telling you about.”
Friend: “Oh, the schizo who was just released from prison!”
(We all stare at her, confused.)
Me: “Umm, no. The one who’s studying to become a barrister.”
Friend: “Oh, of course. Hi!”
(I literally have no idea where this other one came from, and quite frankly I don’t want to know!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
