Left His Sister Hanging
(I have really long hair, and for some reason, my little brother likes playing with it. I’m sitting in front of the computer, showing my brother a video, and he’s standing behind me, pulling on my hair.)
Me: “What are you doing?”
Brother: “Your hair is tangled.”
Me: “Okay.”
(He continues pulling on my hair. A few minutes pass.)
Me: “Are you done?”
Brother: “I tied your hair into a noose.”