Reasoning With Children Can Leave You Pooped

| Related | March 27, 2012

(My niece is three years old, and beginning to discover toilet humor. We’re outside on the porch having dinner, and she’s circling around the table.)

Niece: “Poopy butt! Poopy butt! Poopy butt!”

(She stops to laugh manically.)

Me: “That’s gross, don’t say that. Where did you learn that?”

Niece: “Poopy butt! Poopy butt!” *giggling*

Me: *sighs and plays along* “You’re a poopy butt.”

Niece: *points* “Stop! Don’t say that! That’s gross!”

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