Queso Crazy

I was working at the bar and this couple came in and ordered.

Woman: “Can I get a veggie quesadilla, please?”

When the order came out, she looked confused.

Me: “Is everything okay?”

Woman: “This has cheese in it. It didn’t say that on the menu.”

The only thing I could think of was to say:

Me: “Umm, yeah, it’s a quesadilla.”

She pulled up the menu on her phone to show me. All the while, I was like, “What the f***?”

She got her quesadilla with no cheese, and I didn’t comp it. I mean, how can someone not know that cheese comes in it? Am I crazy?!