Putting The Bad Language Into (Con)Text

(I am just getting off work and driving home. I always text my husband that I am on my way. As I am trying to make a left turn on a four lane street with no light I pull out my phone and hit the voice command button and tell it to text my husband. There is a break in traffic coming up, but just then a car pulls up beside me and blocks my view. While I think I know how many cars need to pass before I can go I am not comfortable making a blind decision and decide to wait for the car to make their turn so I can see. Just as my phone beeps to let me know I can say my text message, the car behind me honks its horn at me. This is what I texted my husband.)

Me: “I can’t go now there’s a car in the way so f*** off! I’m on my way home, love.”

(He was very confused, and I was impressed my phone auto censored my language.)