Prosper, And Live Long You Will

Customer: “Two for Star Trek, please.”

Me: “We’re not showing a Star Trek movie, did you mean Star Wars?”

Customer: “What’s the difference?”

Me: “Uh… I think one is more science fiction, and the other is more fantasy? I haven’t seen many of either, but either way, we’re only showing Star Wars at the moment.”

Customer: “Which is the one with the spaceships and the guy with the ears?”

Me: “Is he human looking, or is he a green muppet?”

Customer: “…”

Me: “Yes, it has the guy with the ears.”

He didn’t come back out to complain. I hope I picked the right ears!