Millennials Couldn’t Afford To Run The Site AND Buy Toast

Me: “How do you cut an avocado?”

Friend: “I don’t know. Go to how-to-cut-an-avocado-dot-com.”

(I look it up and find out it’s an actual website that really does teach the proper technique for cutting an avocado.)

Me: “Okay, thanks!”

Friend: “Wait, how-to-cut-an-avocado-dot-com actually exists? I was just being a smart-a**!”

(Sadly, the site no longer seems to exist, but the very fact that it actually did and how we discovered it is nothing short of hilarious.)

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