A Price That Will Shake And Stir You

(A man orders a martini with an olive. The bartender makes it with three olives, but it is no big deal because olives aren’t an extra charge.)

Me: *puts the martini down* “Oh, and I didn’t tell you that each olive is $10. Plus the $6 for the martini itself. Plus tax. So you’re looking at a forty-dollar martini.”

Man: *pauses* “What a deal!”