A Price That Will Shake And Stir You
(A man orders a martini with an olive. The bartender makes it with three olives, but it is no big deal because olives aren’t an extra charge.)
Me: *puts the martini down* “Oh, and I didn’t tell you that each olive is $10. Plus the $6 for the martini itself. Plus tax. So you’re looking at a forty-dollar martini.”
Man: *pauses* “What a deal!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
